Does YOUR pet suffer from loneliness, depression or lack of sexual fullfilment?
Well if they happen to be a fish, you are in luck as And... They Call It Guppy Love has come to the rescue!
The Internet's one and only tropical fish dating agency, we supply the finest tropical beauties.
Guppy lovers from all over the world can meet together and carry out their carnal fishy desires.
That is of course, if the first date is supplement by our own brand of the highest quality romantic accessories.
See the extras page for details! Membership not required.
Yes that's right your pet won't know what happened,
and their dream date can be supplied (for an evening) for a measly £9.99.
You have no idea how good it will make you feel to watch your pet enjoy its newfound social intimacy.
How much is that worth? Don't let your pet down. Order now. All major credit cards taken.
All prices exclude VAT & delivery.